So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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