some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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