I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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