If that was your dad, he is hot
This house was built for laser tag.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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