i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
