remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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