just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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