Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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