Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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