But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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