did you get engaged???
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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