so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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