I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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