I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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