did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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