5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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