Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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