I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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