carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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