i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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