He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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