Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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