her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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