worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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