i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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