goodnight i made you a song goodbye
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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