That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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