why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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