Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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