Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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