As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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