Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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