i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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