she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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