Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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