it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize