i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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