i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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