oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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