Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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