i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
A+ Viking dick
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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