do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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