i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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