YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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