But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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