What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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