is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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