I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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