if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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