it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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