To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
