It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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