All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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