How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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