strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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