my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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