Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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